Ah, Haedong Kumdo — the ancient Korean martial art of elegance, discipline, and controlled swordsmanship.
Until someone yells “Ready… THROW!”
And then all that serenity gets absolutely smacked by a foam ball at Mach 3.
Here’s how it went down:
- First 6 seconds:
Everyone stood in crane stance. Like statues. Focused. Balanced. Probably regretting skipping leg day. - Next 11 seconds:
Deep kneeling. Spirit calm. Thighs burning. One student may or may not have seen the light. - Then chaos began:
One team armed with balls. The other, swords. The mission? DEFLECT.
The reality? A beautiful mix of martial arts and middle school dodgeball flashbacks.
The twist?
The teacher gets targeted in the finale.
No one was safe. Except the camera person, barely.
Why we love it:
Because martial arts isn’t just about sharp moves — it’s about sharp reflexes, sharp minds, and the occasional sharp whoopee-style laugh when someone blocks a dodgeball like a movie hero.
Would Bruce Lee approve? Maybe.
Would he have dodged every ball? Absolutely.